Very rarely do I just “lose it” and scream at the TV. Like whenever I see the Coach K Amex ad. Or whenever I see Pat Robertson on one of his really crazy tangents. You know, the stuff that makes you think you’re having a stroke.
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Like many Americans, I sat down to watch a little horse racing on Saturday. The Preakness was coming on, and after Barbaro’s breakaway win at the Kentucky Derby, the day promised to be a memorable one. One fantastic horse… a chase for the Triple Crown… yeah, it was going to be good times. And since I use a Visa card, I was everywhere that I wanted to be. Or something like that. Read more…
We take a break from the average, everyday blog for breaking news straight from my imagination…
Homeland Security Raises Threat Index; Concerned about Fergie’s ‘Humps,’ ‘Lady Lumps’
Washington, DC (OPP) – The Homeland Security Department raised the terrorist threat level to burnt orange (the little-used “Shit Your Pants” level) today in the wake of “substantial” security threats that the agency received via a recording attributed to Stacy Ferguson (a.k.a., Fergie), a member of the popular hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas. Read more…
Every so often, I have an idea that just sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme. Of course, in practice, it would be a go-completly-bankrupt-quick scheme. Because if I came up with the idea, then certainly somebody reasonably intelligent came up with it first. Read more…
Back to tonight’s episode of Lost. Read more…
A few weeks ago, I did my first installment of “let’s watch an episode of a TV show that I’ve never watched before.” The choice was the hit show Lost and as the title implies, I was indeed lost for an entire hour. Read more…
